Tuesday, April 25, 2006

A little something...

Some of you may be wondering how I am doing in my new role as “mom.” The truth is that this is a really hard job (though, now that I think about it, nobody ever told me it would be easy.) So far, I have watched a stream of gelatinous poo fly about 18 inches to cover not only the changing table but also the book shelf. I have also made the mistake of thinking that my hand would make a good deflector shield for the “wee” (as I like to call it) that little boys inevitably make the moment you remove their diapers. All I actually succeeded in doing was providing a surface from which the “wee” could spray the floor, the hamper and, unfortunately, the face of my child.

Pictures still aren’t up on Owen’s website, so here’s one for now.

1 comment:

Mama-Beans said...

Delurking:

Pee-Pee teepee


Just ordered mine.

OK, relurking.