Some of you may be wondering how I am doing in my new role as “mom.” The truth is that this is a really hard job (though, now that I think about it, nobody ever told me it would be easy.) So far, I have watched a stream of gelatinous poo fly about 18 inches to cover not only the changing table but also the book shelf. I have also made the mistake of thinking that my hand would make a good deflector shield for the “wee” (as I like to call it) that little boys inevitably make the moment you remove their diapers. All I actually succeeded in doing was providing a surface from which the “wee” could spray the floor, the hamper and, unfortunately, the face of my child.
Pictures still aren’t up on Owen’s website, so here’s one for now.
Pictures still aren’t up on Owen’s website, so here’s one for now.
1 comment:
Delurking:
Pee-Pee teepee
Just ordered mine.
OK, relurking.
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