Check this out: somebody actually stole the agency’s recycling bin off the curb. Can you believe it? I mean, they’re FREE from the city. Not to mention, this one was GROSS. It was coated with curdled milk remnants from the daycare. It was dirty and stinky.
I’m thinking it must be some environment-hating republican who needed it to carry the reams and reams of paper documenting the sale of our national forests to lumber companies to his luncheon with Dick Cheney where I’m sure they’re going to eat bald eagle and baby seal while discussing how to cut taxes for zillionaires while at the same time making the slacker-ass poor people pay dearly for being born that way by scrubbing toilets for eternity since that job can’t really be outsourced and all the mexicans have been reounded up into detention camps along with anybody else whose skin isn't pearly white in order to further promote homeland security. It’s probably the same ass hole who drives the Hummer around Petoskey with a bumper sticker on it that says, “Doing my part to impact global warming.”