Roxie and Velma have developed a brilliant new game. It’s called “First You Stand On Me, Then I Stand On You.” Here’s how it works: First, you stand on me. Then, I stand on you. See? Everybody wins!
Last night I noticed that the poor gargoyle statue on the deck had been knocked over. Clearly, it was playing possum in order to avoid further assault by the gruesome twosome. I set it back up, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they now revert back to their old favorite game, “Molest the Gargoyle.”