Thursday, August 18, 2005

Proclamation

Let it be known that on this day, the 18th of August, 2005, My Boss (yes, the grumpy, dried up, old, man-hating lesbian) told me to pay $5.00 more for a book so we could get it here in town rather than order it from Amazon. This is the woman who once yelled at me that I had to turn the damn light over the back stairway off as soon as I reached the bottom or top of the stairs so I don’t waste energy leaving it on. Energy costs money. Money is GOD around here. This is also the women who left for lunch today and left her radio on. Ha!

(Let is also be known, although much more quietly, that I delight in making copies and not paying for them and also, on occasion, running my personal mail through the postage meter just to spite her.)

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