10. I hate arguing with contractors.
9. People call me all the time…for stupid-ass reasons.
8. One of my bosses is a be-otch.
7. The other one is obsessive compulsive.
6. How am I supposed to know how to keep water from leaking into the basement?
5. People keep getting confused and thinking I’m a secretary.
4. My job makes it okay for my coworkers to be incompetent.
3. I get yelled at for parking poorly.
2. I’m expected to know EVERYTHING (“Sarah, who is in my office? Why is she working in my office?!?” – How the hell should I know???)
1. It keeps me from my favorite new hobby: napping.